harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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229 031 notas / posted hace 1 hora

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

651 506 notas / posted hace 1 hora

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

48 096 notas / posted hace 1 hora

i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God in homeschooled.

256 717 notas / posted hace 1 hora

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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73 430 notas / posted hace 1 hora

divergent-life:

GIF Set: Dauntless Instructor FOUR demonstrating fight techniques for the new initiates.

hogwartshunger:

can we start calling people who havent read divergent ‘divergins’ please i need this to happen

589 notas / posted hace 4 días